As promised, I will share something funny on Tuesday. Remember as you read, this is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t try these (unless you’re willing to share what happened afterwards in the comments section, of course!)
69 Fun Things to Do @ Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
6. Make a trail of orange juice on the leading to restrooms.
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Houseware”, and see what happens.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them on and turn the volume to 10.
9. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!! See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
10. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this CRAP anyway?”
11. Try putting on a pair of women’s panties on your head and around the store casually.
12. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of mannequins.
13. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerizes and , “Wow. Magic!”
14. Put M&M’s on layaway.
15. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
16. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
17. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
18. Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
19. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone!!!”
20. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
21. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, “The fat man walks alone” and scare them into believing the clothes are talking to them.
22. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation.
23. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
24. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
25. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
26. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
27. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
28. Pay off layaways 50¢ at a time.
29. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hires employees if there are any in stock. (i.e., “Do you have any Schnerples here?”)
30. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it.
Note: I think #’s 3,15,20,26,29, and 30 are pretty doable. LOL!
Which ones are your favorites?! Sound off in the comments.
I like 30 as well. I actually did that to a friend I was with and it was amsuing, at least to me. I laos like 24 and 13